I look better un-naked...
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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