Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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