grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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