the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
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you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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