i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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