Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
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Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
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