I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
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He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
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He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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