He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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