I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
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Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
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I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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