If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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