Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
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I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
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three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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