I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
She's JV to your varsity
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
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WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
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IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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