So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
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Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
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When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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