Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I have feelings that need drinking.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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