glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Randomize
