He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I supernannyed him into submission
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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