so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
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Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
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The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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