gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Randomize
