At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
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He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
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Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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