the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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