So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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