Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Operation Purity has been aborted
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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