Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
He did a backflip because drugs
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