If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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