How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
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Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
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He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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