im about as happy as oj after his trial
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
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i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
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I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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