yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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