Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
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I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
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A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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