This dress was meant to end up on your floor
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
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i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
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Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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