dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
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What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
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Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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