been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
