This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
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