he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
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Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
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Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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