If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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