I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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