Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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