I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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