I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
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FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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