i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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