okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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