D3 body, D1 cock
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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