Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
the day after is always just damage control
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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