Having a random hookup so left but love u
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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