I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
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he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
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His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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