So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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