Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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