I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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