good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
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Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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