I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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