tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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