grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
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Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
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I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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