Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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