Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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