But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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