So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
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Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
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I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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