Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
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She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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